when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted
he looks at them and bursts into tears
"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"
Going to School
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it
the joke is motherlode is one of the shortest words in the english dictionary and shorter=less characters to type=faster
motherlode is not one of the shortest words in the dictionary. i checked.
i had to switch to my ipad because im leaving soon and had to lock my room up can anyone recommend any good apps???
time didn’t even revise the results
they didn’t change the numbers
they left it clear that laverne cox was on top
and then they just straight up excluded laverne from their Influential 100 list because they felt like it.
i don’t need an explanation from them. i don’t need to understand their motives because fuck them.
Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao
Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
WHY DID NO ONE TEL L ME THAT MICHAEL WAS THIS CUTE
This upd8 make me pissed
(Hahah I forgot to upload this crap)
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FELT
why have i NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW!?!?!